| got a problem. need help | | ok. i have a pond in my backyard. i have bluegills, largemouth bass, and catfish in it. sounds great, huh? now, picture all the water covered in green algae. see the problem? i can't get through the moss, so i can't catch any fish. i can't drag it out, because it grows just as fast as i can get it out. so, does anyone have any ideas? | |
| | George W. Bush Humor | | The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 200610) "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006 9) "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006 8) "Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words." --interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006 7) "I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006 6) "I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward 5) "I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus I also read three Shakespeares. ... I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list." --interview with NBC's Brian Williams, New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006 4) "The only way we can win... | |
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