| | myLot Discussions| A Blonde Ice Fishing | | A blonde wanted to go fishing. She`d read many books on subject, and finally, after getting all the neccssary items together, she made for the neares frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a cicular cut in the ice.Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole.Again, from the heavens,the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice,sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISJ UNDER THE ICE!"She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you,Lord?"The voice replied, "No, I`m the Ice-Rink Manager!" | |
| | Ice Fishing with my son | | I just wanted to share this photo that was taken this year (2007) while ice fishing with my son for Pike on Sabattus Pond. This year I took my son fishing three times with me and he really enjoyed it. I know ice fishing season is over but does anyone have any good stories from this past season? If so I would love to here them. Also if you have any ice fishing tips when fishing for Pike that would be great. I look forward to hearing from all of you. LatersSirois | |
| | Blonde goes ice fishing | | A blonde went to the nearest frozen lake. She sat her stool down and cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice said. "HEY! THERE ARE NO FISH THERE." So the blonde moved over and cute another hole in the ice. Again the voice yelled "HEY! THERE ARE NO FISH THERE"Bewildered the blonde moved to the opposite end of the lake. She cut a hole in the ice and dropped her line in the water. again the voice said "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The blonde looked up and said, who arr you? God? The voice replied "NO! I'M THE OWNER OF THIS ICE RINK!" | |
| | Have you ever gone ice fishing and fallen in or gotten lost? | | When I lived in Northern New York, I went with my husband out on Lake George to ice fish. My husband drilled the holes in the ice for us to put our lines in. He drove us out on the lake. We were having a great time, it was below zero that day. We had been there all day, and not much was biting the whole day. We were often times getting Northern Pike, but nothing much was biting. We had three lines in the ice and the light was starting to fade as the sun was going to be going down soon.As luck would have it, all three lines (tip-its) were jumping like crazy, they all had fish on them and it was getting dark soon. We scrambled to get the fish out, the whole in the ice was freezing over some and it caused us to work like crazy to get the lines up and the fish out.By the time we got done it was dark. It was black, and we couldn't see shore. The vacationers had gone, since Lake George is pretty seasonal for tourists... so there were no lights on that we could see. It was so dark we had lost where we had parked the car. We lost our bearings. It's dangerous just to wander out there on the ice without being able to see, because the ice does not freeze evenly in places and in... | |
| | I'm going ice fishing! (Joke) | | I'm going ice fishing!
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her."How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
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| | | Have you ever made up a lie in order to get out of something? | | Well I just did. My friends husband called this morning and asked my husband if he wanted to go ice fishing. My hubby said sure, when he gets off work which is around 11. He asked me if I would like to go along and I made up something because I HATE ice fishing. Now fishing I dont mind but Ice fishing, NO Way. So have you ever made up a lie to get out of doing something? If you have what was it and did it work? | |
| | Election Time Comic Relief | | I just couldn't resist posting this bit of election humor I saw on the internet.
If it offends you just pretend it is about the other candidate. Here's the joke:Obama & McCain Ice Fishing!The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was
much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long
ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The
candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the
election.
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest
take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be
sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their
catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end
of the first day, John McCain returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.
Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone
assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or
something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
At the end... | |
| | Are you a fan? | | Do you enjoy fishing?
I was never really that interested because I find it a bit boring, but I remember going on a fishing trip with some of our friends a few years back and it was actually very relaxing.
I don't remember catching anything special, but hubby was able to catch this nice big whatever fish that was - LOL - even after he fell asleep:)
It is not is favorite sport either and he was a bit more interested in taking a nap than the fishing thing itself. SO in his eyes started closing and soon he was softly snoring while his fishing rod was still in the water. Next thing we know the fishing rod goes crazy, he wakes up and catches the biggest fish of the day LOL
DId something unusual ever happen when you had gone fishing? | |
| | Spring fishing in Maine | | Please share your thoughts with me on the attached photo. I though this was pretty hilarious. LatersSirois | |
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